Great Kat Interview

Answer:
THE GREAT KAT IS GOD/THE REINCARNATION OF BEETHOVEN/MUSICAL MESSIAH and THE
HIGH PRIESTESS OF GUITAR SHRED HERE TO SPREAD THE GENIUS OF CLASSICAL/SHRED
MUSIC TO THE MASSES AND WAKE UP EVERYONES LETHARGIC BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2-In other interviews you have said that your mother is the one who exposed you to beethoven and
told you that you are the reincarnation of the great beethoven. How does your mom feel about your
accomplishments so far?

Answer:
EVERYONE realizes that THE GREAT KAT is the NEW BEETHOVEN of the NEW MILLENNIUM
and is SYSTEMATICALLY RESURRECTING CLASSICAL MUSIC FOR THE NEW CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WAKE UP AND LISTEN TO THE VIRTUOSITY OF THE GREAT KAT ON “ROSSINI’S RAPE” CD!!!!!

“Rossini’s Rape” is a 4-Song CD featuring:

-Rossini’s “William Tell Overture” -- A BLISTERING 1 minute, 53 second version of the INFAMOUS
“William Tell Overture.” This OUTRAGEOUS speed version combines a Symphony Orchestra (Strings,
Brass, Winds, Tympani, etc.) of LIVE musicians, MIDI instruments and a VICIOUS Speed Metal Band.
The Great Kat BRILLIANTLY RIPS through the masterpiece on ALL Guitars, Violins, Violas and conducts!

-“Sodomize” -- Ultra-Violence rules in this PSYCHOTIC and VENGEFUL ORGY of abuse, rape and
SODOMY. This MANIACAL song features a THUNDERING Tympani and Gong to represent the
ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!

-“Castration” -- Get ready for a WILD ride of 3 Classical Baroque style Harpsichords, mixed with
arpeggiated guitar virtuosity and threats of severing, chopping and crushing of sensitive body parts!
J.S. Bach meets Marquis De Sade!

-Bazzini’s “The Round Of The Goblins” – The Great Kat’s demonic violin virtuosity and satanic
guitar genius star in this non-stop whirlwind Classical piece. To top off all the OUTRAGEOUS guitar
and violin technique, there’s a Classical Piano and Speed Metal Band!!

To hear a sample of “Rossini’s Rape" CD and to purchase this AMAZING CD go to the Kat Web Site
at http://www.greatkat.com.

3-how many hours a day do you practice, and per week?

Answer:
8-10 HOURS A DAY of MIND-NUMBING, FINGER-BLEEDING PRACTICE on BOTH THE VIOLIN
AND GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW WAKE UP AND LISTEN TO THE VIRTUOSITY OF THE GREAT KAT ON “ROSSINI’S
RAPE” CD!!!!!

“Rossini’s Rape” is a 4-Song CD featuring:

-Rossini’s “William Tell Overture” -- A BLISTERING 1 minute, 53 second version of the
INFAMOUS “William Tell Overture.” This OUTRAGEOUS speed version combines a Symphony
Orchestra (Strings, Brass, Winds, Tympani, etc.) of LIVE musicians, MIDI instruments and a
VICIOUS Speed Metal Band. The Great Kat BRILLIANTLY RIPS through the masterpiece on
ALL Guitars, Violins, Violas and conducts!

-“Sodomize” -- Ultra-Violence rules in this PSYCHOTIC and VENGEFUL ORGY of abuse,
rape and SODOMY. This MANIACAL song features a THUNDERING Tympani and Gong to represent
the ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!

To hear a sample of “Rossini’s Rape" CD and to purchase this AMAZING CD go to the Kat Web Site
at http://www.greatkat.com.

4-Explain to me your concept of theatrics and visuals in a live show or music video?

THE GREAT KAT’S CONCEPT: INSANE MUSIC WITH INSANE VISUALS!!!!

The Great Kat’s OUTRAGEOUS STAGE SHOW and MUSIC VIDEOS consisting of the FOLLOWING:
-SHREDDING GUITAR RIFFS & DEMONIC VIOLIN VIRTUOSITY
-SICK, BLOODY ABUSE and ATTACKS on DEFENSELESS SLAVES!

-S&M WHIPPING, CHAINING, CUFFING

NOW GO AND BE SHOCKED AND INSULTED by The Great Kat’s Music Video “CASTRATION”
(from Kat’s “Rossini’s Rape” CD)! Brace yourselves for a WILD ride of Kat severing, chopping and
crushing penises mixed with guitar shredding in Kat’s unique and revolutionary Cyberspeed
Classical/Metal Style!

“CASTRATION” Music Video is a 1 Minute, 12 Second Psychotic Mini-Opera with The Great Kat
seducing and castrating males in 4 Outrageous Acts:

· Act III - Black Widow

· Act IV - Finale - SURGERY

To see a sample of the disgusting new “Castration” Music Video, go to the Kat Web Site at
http://www.greatkat.com

5-Are you married? Single? If single, do you see a possible life mate in your life?

Answer:
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU GET OUT OF YOUR ARCHAIC, BACKWARDS, 16^th CENTURY,
CHAUVINIST ATTITUDES that WOMEN HAVE TO BE MARRIED or have a “LIFE MATE”???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE 21^st CENTURY!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT IS A GODDESS HERE TO WAKE UP YOUR
DAMN DUSTY BRAINS WITH SEARING, BLISTERING MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6-Regarding the war agaisnt terrorism, when we catch osama binladin, what do you think we should
do to him for a fitting punishment?

WHAT IS A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR A MASS MURDERER WHO KILLED OVER 3,000
PEOPLE??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After the VICIOUS and INSANE TERRORIST ATTACKS on MY city-NEW YORK CITY-on Sept 11,
The Great Kat has decided to CONFRONT THESE BARBARIANS with GENIUS CLASSICAL
MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Great Kat Has chosen the INFAMOUS “BATTLE CRY” music by Wagner—
“THE RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES” from the Opera “Die Valkure”. IT’S TIME WE ALL GET
TOGETHER AND BECOME GENIUSES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This AMAZING CD will feature a
FULL SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, SPEED METAL BAND and SOPRANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STAY TUNED TO THE GREAT KAT GUITAR GODDESS WEB SITE AT http://www.greatkat.com
for RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7-Where you always a straight A student even before Julliard?

Answer:
The Great Kat was ALWAYS a Straight A Student!!!!!!!! The Great Kat won a scholarship to The
Juilliard School of Music in New York City at the age of 15 on the violin and after 6 years at Juilliard,
I graduated with honors. I studied violin, piano, chamber music, orchestra, conducting, composition,
theory, ear training, music history and much more. I won the Artists International Competition and
performed my solo violin debut at Carnegie Recital Hall, toured the U.S., Mexico and England, was
the Concertmaster of the Juilliard School Pre-College Orchestra, and won numerous other
competitions and awards in violin.

8-What future marketing plans do you have to make your music and your vision known to the entire
world, there is still so many people out there who have never even heard of you unfortunately.

Answer:
THE INTERNET IS THE FUTURE OF MARKETING AND THE GREAT KAT WEB SITE AT
http://www.greatkat.com has MUSIC, VIDEO, GUESTBOOK, SOUND CLIPS, MP3s, HOT PHOTOS
and MUCH MORE!!!!!! GO LISTEN TO THE GREAT KAT’S BRILLIANT CLASSICAL/SHRED
MASTERPIECES AND I DARE YOU NOT TO BE ENERGIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9-Where do you see yourself five years from now? Ten years from now? twenty years from now?
forty years from now?

Answer:
THE GREAT KAT WILL OWN ALL OF MUSIC WITH THE UNIQUE AND POWERFUL
CLASSICAL/SHRED MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-Of anyone on this earth, dead or alive since your birth, who is the most influencial and why?

Answer:
LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN-COMPLEXITY, TECHNICAL, POWER, GENIUS, VIRTUOSITY,
ENERGY and UNREPRESSED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

11-What do you have to say to musicians in the world who are open minded and constantly on
the search to have there brain stimulated to create original material?

Answer:
GO LISTEN TO CLASSICAL/SHRED—THE MUSIC OF THE FUTURE!!!!!! WAKE UP YOUR
CONFORMIST BRAINS NOW—BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

12-What do you have to say to men who believe a womans place is in the
kitchen, or in bed satisfiing her boyfriend or husband?

Answer:
GO JOIN THE TALIBAN, MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO BACK TO THE YEAR 600 and JOIN THOSE
RELIGIOUS, HYPOCRITICAL, INSANE, RITUALISTIC IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13-What do you have to say to females triing to make it in an industry so dominated with men
who are triing to put them down and discourage?

Answer:
GO BECOME A VIRTUOSO LIKE THE GREAT KAT and KICK EVERYONES BUTT-MEN OR
WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14-If god from heaven, and satan from hell were both standing in front of you, what would you say
to each of them? Do you believe in god, or any higher power?

Answer:
THE GREAT KAT IS GOD AND SATAN!!!!!!!! WAKE UP, RELIGIOUS, FEARFUL PEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15-Has a fan of yours ever stalked you or tried to hurt you?

Answer:
IN CHICAGO, one ESPECIALLY KAT-POSSESSED FAN ran up on stage AND BIT THE GREAT
KAT’S GODLY BUTT!!!!!!!!!! HE WOULD NOT STOP UNTIL I PERSONALLY KICKED HIM IN THE
ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16-How often do you do live shows ? Do you tour pretty extensively?

Answer:
The Goddess of Speed Guitar ONLY plays SELECT SHOWS!!!!!!!!!! IF you want to witness the
VIOLIN GODDESS LIVE, then go to your local clubs and DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

17-Obviously the great beethoven is your biggest influence and other classical composers as well.
Do you have any influences outside of classical music?

Answer:
KAT INFLUENCES:
Beethoven

18-I read in another interview that you do not drink smoke or do drugs. I am the same way. Most
people think they need one or more of those substances. What are your reasons for not doing
these things?

Answer:
GO SPEED UP YOUR BRAIN WITH CLASSICAL/SHRED MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T
NEED DRUGS, SMOKING or DRINKING WHEN YOU HAVE THIS POWERFUL GENIUS
MUSIC ENERGIZING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19-Do you plan on composing more violin peices, such as the one you did entitled, "sex and violins?"
f not, I want to request it! Paganini would be thirsting for more from you as well if he were alive today!

Answer:
GO LISTEN TO THE GREAT KAT’S “GUITAR GODDESS” CD, “DIGITAL BEETHOVEN ON
CYBERSPEED” CD-ROM, “BLOODY VIVALDI” CD and “ROSSINI’S RAPE” CD to hear TONS OF
BLAZING VIOLIN VIRTUOSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20-I know one of your goals is to create one minute songs, however if all of your songs are only a
minute or two long do you think this one idea repeated over and over again may become stale? I
know your fully capable of a five minute, ten minute, thirty minute etc etc peice. And it would be
brilliant, every second! I want to make a request to have more variety in the length of your
compositions! What are the odds of more lenthy
spuratic songs being composed and recorded?

Answer:
DON’T YOU GET IT??????!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING NOW IS FAST, SHORT, TO-THE-POINT AND
AGGRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE INTERNET and COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY is FORCING YOU TO
THINK FASTER and MOVE FASTER -- whether you LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21-Regarding your sex drive. On a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, what number does
your sex drive reside on? Does your music play a role in your sex drive, does it fuel your sex drive
or vice verse?

Answer:
Why, TOM????!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOULD YOU LIKED TO BE ABUSED, HUMILIATED, INSULTED,
SODOMIZED and TORTURED BY YOUR GODDESS KAT????????!!!!! DOWN, PEASANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22-Before we end this interview, do you have ANY comments you would like to add? Or any
questions for me?